The MIC Syndrome!

Today, with deep admiration for myself and a few others who helped me in my discovery, I present before my readers a not-so-new genre of males: The MIC males, short for The Messed up, In Denial, Crying males! At the risk of sounding sexist and fearing unwelcomed remarks, the usual disclaimer is as follows: The category of humans being described here is just from personal experience or/and experiences of others that I happen to witness quite closely and observed acutely.

Before really describing this genre, it makes sense to tell you their importance in the world. Well, to say the least, they help in bringing variety to our otherwise boring lives! If you are finally tired of staring at the ceiling of your house, it’s time for you to go out there looking for these men! Where will you find them? Now that’s a tricky one! Generally, their physical characteristics can be quite deceptive and they do not hang out in clusters like the geese. You really have to be lucky enough to be able to spot a member of this genre and be thankful to God if he is actually interested in you! Now, I cannot really say Where you’ll find them, but by the end of this post, I am quite sure you will know How to find them!

Without much ado! Presenting The MIC males! So you have met this guy and he seems a little weird. Reason enough to alert yourself that he Might just be one of them. No, not all weird men are MIC, in fact less than 35%. But, weird men sure give you a start! Most often you find the M, I , C as characteristics of different people. Some are M, some are I and well, some are C. However, if you’re really lucky, you might just stumble upon a double offer or a triple one! But then, that is just when you’re very lucky! I personally have not seen anyone that lucky!

The “M” category men often have this knack of starting intellectual discussions out of nowhere. When you are approaching them, it remains unsaid that they already have a set of carefully thought out nonsensical- high- sounding- lines that they will be using in their conversation, be it textual or verbal. They often come across as highly creative individuals and have the ability of really making you feel miserable about yourself! They will blame you for everything that is going wrong in your life and you shall accept, embrace those words as the eternal truth.  

The “C” men usually prefer the textual mode of conversation as that mode best brings out their emotions. Here, it is worth noting that “crying” is synonymous with “cribbing”. Like they say, “A Man is not a Man until he cries”. The “C” men seem to believe that “A man is a man only if he cries”. The mode of crying being: Textual (bold, italics, underlined). Their favorite phrase being, “I wish I could do something about it!” Well you see, they really cannot do anything about “it” or about “anything” for that matter! That is how they are programmed to be!

 Now, the “I” men, they have no particular communication preferences, but they often swing like a pendulum when they talk. Literally and verbally. They go the extra mile to confuse you with contradictory statements which you have to wrack your brains with, before finally shrugging them off! Scared of rats deep down in their hearts, these men are never really sure about anything. Be it “whether they want to be with you” or “whether they should really be alive”. Suicidal tendencies are not generally seen, but might be a “one in a million chance”!

Further, with a triple combo, life just gets better! All the things mentioned above in a single person! In addition to which you get a dose of mental torture, emotional trauma and nausea, all multiplied with three! Now that I say is a great bargain, my friends! Talking to all these men is a roller coaster ride, most often after which you end up vomiting all the food that you had while lunching with them! But, that of course is only in case you have had excess of this genre. As they say, “Excess of everything is bad!”

If you are one of those sensible ones who were just looking for some entertain in your life and happened to stumble upon these men, things will be more fun for you! You could easily shrug them off your shoulders and go on the lookout for a more normal, fun to be with, and sensible, affectionate genre of males. But if you just by chance happen to “fall in love with them”, I am sorry my friend it is going to be a steep fall down a cliff that does not seem to end! Just saying… :D