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What really went wrong with the world!


So everyone thinks there is something or the other screwed up with this world. Or rather, this world is screwed up in some or the other way. And we all probably have our own theories of what really went wrong with the world! Each individual has a different theory. Some even have multiple theories, sometimes quite contradictory to each other! Breaking away from my New Year resolution of not thinking anything this year, I finally decided to give some deep thought into forming my own theory of What Really Went Wrong with the World, which I shall now present before you.

However, before I put forward my theory it just remains unsaid that having originated from weird experiences most of it might not make sense to most people, which is quite acceptable considering I am not trying to convince anyone! Well, if you look at it, a lot of it doesn’t even make sense to me. But then, a lot of things don’t make sense to us and still they are there staring at us in the face like our own reflections gone astray!

So here is My Theory of What Really Went Wrong with the World: God, in all his wisdom created men. When I say he created, I mean that he created the physical structure called the man. Here, (like good mathematics students) we are assuming that God did not want to give brains to men. So, well he didn’t. Not as long as our assumption is valid. Then he got bored of creating the same prototypes and if I may say so, stereotypes. Being the creative creature that God is, he/she decided to take a detour and create women. While creating them he/she was basically looking for something interesting to do. So, he gave them brains. Dysfunctional in some cases, but brains nevertheless.

Now giving them brains just did not seem right. Why? Consider this, after the creation of women there were these innumerable people with brains and then there were men with no brains. Being the creatively funny creature that God is, he/she decided that a “white” movie was just not fun. There had to be a “black”. Now this is where things started going wrong. After perhaps a lot of deliberation and thought (assuming that God had no such New Year resolutions as mine!), God finally gave brains to men. Now, this is What Really Went Wrong with the World! God gave brains to men. Yes, that was it! What Really Went Wrong with the World!

Further explanations to the theory in the next post! :D
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