The OCD!

A little introspection and a lot of observation led me to finding a certain behavioral pattern followed by quite a large number of females around me! It might be pure co-incidence that I seem to come across so many of them so often or as they say, “Birds of a feather flock together.” Nevertheless, I figured that these observations will make for a good piece of writing for the “behavior enthusiasts” on this planet! For those who have read “The MIC Syndrome” posted by me a few months earlier, this might seem as a sequel to it. And for those who haven’t read it, well, no harm in spending a few extra minutes reading that one!

So the females that I am going to elaborate upon are those belonging to the OCD class, short for Obsessive, Confused, Dependent females class. There aren’t no physical attributes specific to any of them that allow you to spot them from a distance. Yes, but they’re all pretty and they all exude this aura that pulls you towards them and before you know it, you are just another piece of accessory that they quite often wear! What’s more, you actually like being there, because they are “Oh! So Sweet!”, “Oh! So Vulnerable”! They “need” you so much; which by the way is a pathetic miscalculation on your part!

To describe the first kinds, the “O”: The best way to spot one of this kind is to observe a girl in a fight. If she’s the dominant one and her arguments don’t make sense and you can clearly see that she is just fighting for the lack of a better alternative, you know you’ve found her. They are the ones who are most likely to shed buckets if a nail on their tiny finger breaks. They are also the ones who would completely trust any human being they have been intimate with to be the “true love” of their lives and take quite literally to the old saying of “Love is Blind”. And if you come across a female with blade scratches on her hand, you will know you’ve just met an O category girl going through a break up!

Now, the C category girls. They are actually quite fun to hang out with, at least initially. Being my personal favorites, I admire the way they can be confused about everything on this planet. Some of them are even confused about whether it is day or night. Untrained in the art of handling emotions, they often do not know if what they really feel is anger or sadness or agony or pain. You are just basking in the glory of this playfully confused world when she drops the bomb shell of “I am not sure I love you” or “Are you sure you love me?” Women of this kind are invariably, always looking for re assurances and that’s where you, the strong shouldered cuddly man come into the picture.

You see those whiny little creatures who are very cute when they are quite but a nightmare as soon as they open their mouths? You could think of them as kids, or you could think of them as females in the D category. They basically cannot do anything on their own. Just cannot. It’s almost as if they are programmed to ask for help for the slightest of things. Sometimes, the help just means doing all their work. Be it emotional work, mental work or physical work! I can’t help but think that a female in this category might just ask her better half to deliver the baby for them! But of course, she’s the vulnerable little puppy that needs to eat out of your hand and sleep on your shoulder and blab bla bla.

The categories of females mentioned here are not harmful to be in a relationship with (unlike the MIC counterparts). They can actually be fun if you’re a little dumb and a little too strong and a little too affectionate. But then, you’re all strong and affectionate and dumb and they’re all obsessed and confused and dependent!